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These remarks were made by the announcers at ring-side:
June 29, 2008
NIGHT
OF CHAMPIONS (pay-per-view)
JIM ROSS quote: "tougher than Irish coffee"
( referring to Finlay)
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February 4, 2008
Jim Ross:
"UMAGA is one Bar-B-Q away from being 400lbs"
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March 19, 2007
Jim Ross mentions he has been working in the Wrestling field for 27 years
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February 2007
DONALD TRUMP quote :
"Vince your are a rich guy....I'm a Richer guy!
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JANUARY 2007
JIM ROSS QUOTE: "The Great Khali is a Freak of nature!!!...and I don't mean that in a disrespectful way"
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11/20/2006
JERRY "KING" LAWLER: " this looks more like a HUMANLITION DERBY"
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9/8/06
JBL: " Guerrero in English means warrior"
" I don't have any respect for any man that wears a dress Vito"
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3/13/06
SHAWN MICHAELS: "It is better to be pissed-off ...than be
pissed on!"
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SHELTON BENJAMIN'S MAMA: "Where's my baby boy?"
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"WHERE THERE IS SMOKE...THERE IS PIPER"
JIM ROSS QUOTE: "He is bleeding as fast as a heartbeat"
Jake "The Snake" Roberts tells Randy Orton that he knew and respected Orton's dad and grandfather, so he's here
in the ring to....."INTRODUCE YOUR BRAIN TO YOUR MOUTH..BECAUSE YOU ARE TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS!"
JIM ROSS: " those turnbuckles are not made of chocolate."
" there is no bar-b-que sause on that canvas..so it can't taste good!"
Jerry "KING" Lawler quote: " SPIT HAPPENS"
Jerry "KING Lawler quote: "what is she almost wearing?"
JIM ROSS: "Japanese wrestling is sucking pond water". The WWE has a Smackdown! tour scheduled for Japan in July.
source: Slam sports.com
QUOTE: "A Steel Cage Elimination Chamber Match..... is where wrestler's careers go to die."
OUOTE: " He is a stain on the underwear of life."
OUOTE: " He puts the FUN in disfunctional."
OUOTE: "Women Wrestlers are like parking lots, the good ones
are already taken."
OUOTE: " It's going to be a SLOBBER KNOCKER!"
BIG SHOW QUOTE: "you're just like a squirrel in the winter time you've got no nuts"
The ROCK to HOGAN: Who knew, that a man with 24 inch pythons would have half inch testicles!
JOHN CENA QUOTE: " you want some?..come get some!!"
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