September 14, 2009
Q: Santino...How many wrestlers does it take to change one light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb?
August 31, 2009
didnt CM Punk look down from the ladder?
A:Because Undertaker was at the bottom
July 31, 2009
Q: How much idiots have to go get Santino Marrella and Santina Marella to be in the same
ring with each other?
A: It can't happen because they are he same person!
from Carissa White
May 6, 2009
Q why did the rock get fired?
A he got to stupid to take his elbow pad!!! haaaahahahahhhaaaa LOL!
April 16, 2009
Q: Why DID BEER MONEY CROSS THE RODE
A: BECAUSE THEY DIN"T WANT THEIR LAST CALL TO PAYBACK
March 26, 2009
Q:How many vince mcmahon's dos it take to change a light
A:3. 1 to hire someone to do it. 1 to fire the guy. And 1 to tell Shane to do it!
from ralph diluzio
March 2, 2009
Why wasn't Owen Hart pushed by Vince?
A: He already was Over
Feburary 18, 2009
what do cryme time and batman have in common?
They both like robin!
Q WHY HAVE SHAWN MICHEALS BEN LOESING?
A CAUSE YOU GOT STAND BESIDE HIM OR
UNDER HIM FOR HIM TO SEE YOU
Q: how many fans does tna have?
A: none the only fans are the superstars
question : Why is undertaker a dead man in the USA?
answer: Because he is a cock in a bottle with a grave lol
Q:how many matt hardys does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to get his heartbroken 1 to get fired and 1 to call jeff hardy for help.
from ralph diluzio
Q HOW MUCH DOES TRIPLE H WEIGH?
A 276 275 OF HIS WEIGHT IS HIS
NOSE THE REST IS HIS BODY
Q: What is Batista's occupation?
A: OFW... Overseas Filipino wrestler!!!
From: Hans Daniel
Q: When ODB goes into the mens locker room to work out, which excerise machine does SHE use?
A: anyone SHE wants
November 10, 2008
Q:what happens when u cook mark henry.
A:U get meat patties.
from Bradley Stewart
November 1, 2008
Q: why didn't John Cena cross the rode??
A: because THE UNDERTAKER was on the other side!!
from: Jamie 109
a.k.a the hardys #1 fan and u know it!!
July 21, 2008
Q:Why did Booker T change his name to King Booker?
A:He did the impossible,he pinned Rey Mysterio!!!
from Vuk Devic
July 15, 2008
Vince Mcmahon is walking somewhere and one kid says...look at that walk...
and another one says you have to be triple jointed to pull that off.
from Kevin Moody
July 8, 2008
Why is Stephanie McMahon preganant?
A- She played the Game twice.
from sabrena schumann
July 4th 2008
You watch way too much wrestling when...........
Instead of hugging your relatives you give them bear hugs and mandible claws!
Q:why did hardcore holly cross the road?
A:He didnt, when he stepped of the sidewalk he broke his qual.
from Kobe Moody
June 16, 2008
Q:Y is john cena gay
A:Cus stone cold said so
from: Skullz A.K.A HBK 4life
June 9, 2008
Question: Why did Randy Orton and Edge stop being "Rated RKO"?
Answer: Cause Edge was cheating on Orton.
lil baby girl 54 Lauren J. a.k.a #1 John Cena
fan a.k.a #1 Edge fan.
June 4, 2008
Q- What do you get if you cross The Great Khali with Big Daddy V?
A- King Kong Vs Godzilla
Question:- Why didn't Paul London refuse to go in with the rated R superstar, Edge.
Answer:- He changed the R to G and the G standed for gay. Paul London didn't find out what was Edge going to do with him
if he stood in the ring more than 12 seconds.
Question:- Why doesn't The Great Khali fight with Londrick?
Answer:- He doesn't want to destroy his dumbbells!
Question: No one in the U.S cares for or likes the pujambie retard known
as the "so called great" Khali and no one can understand what he says and no one speaks retarded or understands
the retard language so why dosn't he do us all a favor and goes back to his pujamie land of india
Cause no one likes him there eather he don't belong anywhere he needs to get off of planet earth and go back to the planet
where he's from Jupiter
ps hope u like my wrestling joke
From: Cena's biggest fan/Lover
aka member of Cena's awesome chain gang Nikie Cena aka Nikie Tikka
Joke: why did matt hardy cross the road?
answers: because he didn't want to die